Magazine Magazine 2011
In Magazine: a bride spends her wedding night in a drunk tank, Czechs sample cocktails in the form of a snack, a communist councilor turns up the heat with nude pics and finally – the real golden brew -beer containing 24 carat gold.
Not all marriages are made in heaven it seems. A married couple from the
town of Havlickuv Brod recently made headlines when the bride got plastered
and started a fight with the groom at their wedding reception. After
physically attacking the groom and several relatives who tried to defend
him the bride unleashed her wrath on two police officers who had been
called to the scene when the fight spilled out onto the street. The
officers were having none of it and the bride was carted off in her wedding
dress to spend her wedding night in a drunk tank. When she finally sobered
up the next day she was handed a hefty bill for the damage caused in the
respective restaurant and the fee for her accommodation at the drunk tank.
The media which reported the incident speculated about what the lady’s
divorce might look like if this was a taste of wedded bliss.
Of course, if you want to get drunk –drink is not your only option.
There are now bars in the Czech Republic offering cocktails in the form of
a snack for instance a plate of “alcoholic spaghetti”. Given the fact
that most visitors are still suspicious when faced with a drink on a plate
the special menu is something that you have to order in advance. For
instance at the Prague bar La Casa de la Havana you can enjoy a four course
menu based on different alcoholic beverages. Starting with Crème de Cassis
with sparkling wine jelled into what appears to be a dish of caviar,
followed by Greenpeas Mary soup –made of green peas, bacon and a dash of
vodka, then you can enjoy Strawberry Daiquiri ala Italiana – made of rum,
strawberries, lime juice, and sugar jelled and pressed into pink spaghetti.
And for dessert Nachos ala Pina Colada –made of pineapple, coconut, rum
and cream. Just an idea for New Year’s Eve.
Martin Stazsko
He’s 35 – the world’s second best poker player and has just won the
equivalent of 98 million crowns. Moreover ladies –he’s single and
unattached. Martin Stazsko became an unlikely overnight hero when in his
flannel shirt he played game after game and won second place at the World
Poker Tournament in Las Vegas. Fears that the staggering financial prize
might go to the young man’s head were unfounded – on returning to
Prague’s Ruzyne Airport he boarded a bus back home. On being quizzed by
the media about a girlfriend Stazsko said he had not had the time and
opportunity to court anyone or had ever had a proper long-term
relationship. “Maybe now the girls will find me,” the unassuming young
man quipped. Well, I have a feeling they will – and they will doubtless
be happy to teach him how to spend his money.
Vendula Kroupová
She’s a young communist and she’s red-hot. The 24-year-old town
councilor from Jindrichuv Hradec has put her town and party on the map by
putting a series of nude pictures on her Facebook page. Vendula Kroupova is
an unabashed young communist who clearly has nothing to hide from her
voters and ready to prove it with a series of nude pics where she is seen
fishing, smoking a cigar, and posing seductively on her bed. The scandal
made headlines in the Czech Republic and Vendula’s pictures appeared in
tabloids across Europe –in the Sun under the heading “Councilor gets
her kit off to fish for votes”. Fishing for votes is exactly what Vendula
is doing and not ashamed to admit it. As a guest on a popular talk show the
blonde councilor admitted she had not been assigned any specific work but
was “still getting her bearings” at the local town hall. Contrary to
what you might expect, her party has not written her off. The chairman of
the local Communist party branch Tomes Vytiska said that what the councilor
did in her own private time and what she chose to put on her Facebook page
was entirely her own affair. Besides, he added, I havn’t seen a single
negative reaction to those pictures in Hradec. Well, a star is born
–maybe the Czech Republic will have its own Ciciollina.
A kinetic sculpture in Prague’s Karlovo Namesti has won public acclaim
and made it into the Czech Book of Records. The giant construction which
makes huge bubbles as the wind blows is over 5 meters tall and weighs over
300 kilograms. The sculpture is powered by photovoltaic cells and the
bubbles are created from a special ecological soap solution. The work of
artist Vilem Fric, the sculpture has an out-of-this world quality and is
meant to break the daily stereotype for people walking through the park and
bring a few minutes of pleasure. Throughout the summer and autumn the
sculpture has attracted more passers-by than any other in Prague with
children, tourists, people on their way to work and even nuns from a nearby
convent stopping to watch it work its magic.
An Ostrava brewer has produced the first ever “golden brew” –an
exclusive brand of beer that literally contains particles of gold. Marek
Pieton says he wanted to create a beer such as no one in the world had
sampled and was inspired by the fact that Czechs call their beer “liquid
gold” and that hops are referred to as the country’s green gold. “I
decided it was time to produce a 24 carat brew, for an exclusive
clientele,” Pieton said. Each of his beer bottles contains 0,017 to 0,018
grams of 24 carat gold that are so finely dispersed that they create a
golden glitter. When you shake the beer bottle you see gold particles
swirling and dancing in the brew to create the impression of liquid gold.
So far the brewer has produced 60 bottles of the golden brew labeled Faust
–with the letters AU –denoting gold. Some accuse him of snobbism, but
Pieton is convinced that in spite of the economic crisis there will always
be clients looking for new and exclusive products –and he believes there
is no one else in the world offering real gold beer. Well – that may be
true enough but he may have to look further afield for those clients.
According to the latest surveys on New Year’s Resolutions among Czech the
one that has been at the top of the list for years –to loose weight –
has been replaced by a new goal – to reduce my household debts or save
more in the coming year. So it looks like for most Czechs it will be good
old hops and malt in 2012.







